Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Tramping in Haiku Form

Beers at punga cove
Throw rocks into the water
Nope we see nothing

One phosphorescence
Two bioluminescence
Three glow worm party

Tramping team scroggin
Do you want some tuna fish
Hey where is the deet?

Klaus might be danish
He might also be a goat
Which would you prefer

There is no jetty
What the fuck cowshed campsite
Bless flush toilets

Want a ride with us?
We can provide a surplus
Of puns unfinish

Strangers stop in front
Of us, were like what what the fuck
Dehydrated, help


Really not picky
We could ride inside your boat
Please please please please please

Riding with Hussein
Would you like the seat heat on?
Good lort, pray for us

Later in the day
Cigarettes in the ash tray
Should have been picky

The Second Sunday
 in September suits us fine
Gotta mind that child


Ok this doesn’t make a lot of sense, I know, but  it is a pretty good summary of a bunch of inside jokes and stories from the last few days tramping on the Queen Charlotte Track and then hitchhiking back to Nelson. More coherent blog post coming someday...

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